The Protectorate of Lamp Post LXXV is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.104 billion Lamp Post LXXVians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Lamp Post LXXVian economy, worth 651 trillion pendulums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,474 pendulums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,861 per year while the poor average 2,537, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamp Post LXXV's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lamp Post LXXV is ranked 115,233^rd in the world and 1^st in Calais for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.